For this one we go back to our nerdy roots and pay tribute to ST: TNG. After a long day of battling the Cardassians (no the other ones) a captain needs to kick back and relax with some Earl Grey, hot. Dirty Horrors can help you Make It So (you'll need to provide the hot water and while it smells yummy, please don't eat the soap).
Vegan. Approximately 4oz.
Coconut Oil, Palm Oil, Safflower Oil, Glycerin (kosher, of vegetable origin), Aqua/Water/Eau, Sodium Hydroxide (saponifying agent), Sorbitol (moisturizer), Propylene Glycol (of vegetable origin), Sorbitan oleate (emulsifier), Oat Protein (conditioner), Titanium Dioxide (mineral whitener used in opaque soaps), mica, fragrance oil.